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Michelle Hoppe Author

Erotic Romance, Paranormal, Suspense, Comedy, Poetry

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Author Michelle Hoppe first discovered a love for writing in a HS creative writing class, and has been creating romantic comedy, chic lit, paranormal, and contemporary stories even since. Michelle writes sexy stories with an edge and humorous stories about life as a mother and grandmother.

Michelle I lives in a quiet little town in WA State, USA. With beautiful beaches, stately mountains, an active volcano, and an abundance of nature, it is an ideal location to write her novels, poetry, and stories.

  The jOYs of Life |Forever Caspia | The Diner
Hart's Heart | Hues of Dark and Light

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The jOYs of Life
This Author's Life, Book 1

The jOYs of Life
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Do the words "What's for dinner?" make you cringe? Are you tired of one-word answers from the teenager in the house? These hilarious stories are a laugh-out-loud look at everyday life. From "A construction company…what were we thinking?" to "My Big, Fat Tongue," you won't be able to put this one down.

The jOYs of Life by comedy author Michelle Hoppe is a look into the ups and downs of raising a family, while attempting to become an author. Take a peek into the family life of the Hoppe clan and discover how Michelle turned OYs into jOYs…or at least delightfully funny stories.

Michelle was blessed with the ability to view life through rose tinted glasses. Unlike Claire Tomalin, who said "My life was a sort of series of random disasters," Michelle's life, with her twisted sense of humor and a madcap home crew, is more a series of random OYs and jOYs.

Growing up, Michelle loved to read books by Erma Bombeck; books like If Life is a Bowlful of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits and Motherhood taught her to look for the humor in life. Michelle's favorite Erma quote "When humor goes, there goes civilization!" seemed like a call to action, so this comedy autobiography is her contribution to the continuation of mankind, oops…personkind!

This hilarious book contains humor about family life, motherhood, and parenting, and is sure to keep you laughing from beginning to end.
  Forever Caspia
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  A traitor king. A family in turmoil. He was born a Merman but raised as human, and now...his life is about to change again! Forever Caspia by paranormal erotic romance author Michelle Hoppe is an exciting tale of subterfuge and evil lurking beneath the waves of the Caspian Sea.

A curse will dethrone a king and send his family into the world of humans. Living on land for most of his life, Prince Tiro resents his role in returning his family to their rightful heritage as rulers of the Mer city of Caspia. Resentment builds as Tiro has to give up the life he’s built and become part of a world he barely remembers.

Discover if Tiro can let go of his anger long enough to see the beauty of the undersea world. Will he find love or will Tiro turn his back on Caspia…forever?

Jessica of Fallen Angel Reviews had this to say about Forever Caspia “... a wonderful story of romance above and below the sea. I was captivated by the well-written characters. Michelle Hoppe has done a wonderful job and earned 5 Angels in the process!”

This paranormal erotic romance contains mermaids, suspense, and adult content and situations, and is not intended for readers under the age of 18.
  The Diner
The Diner
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  The Diner by romantic comedy author Michelle Hoppe is a laugh-out-loud tale of what happens when a twenty-six year-old virgin finds a man who just might be…the one! From the first kiss to making love, two best friends share their hopes, dreams, and the fears of getting naked in front of a man and doing 'it' wrong!

The Diner is a romantic comedy about sex and reality. Romantic lines, ideal bodies, and picture-perfect sexual encounters take a backseat to reveal the bumpy road most people travel in their quest for a mate.

Glenda K. Bauerle of The Romance Studio had this to say "...hilarious...great scenes; cute dialog. A fun story for all readers enjoying thoroughly modern women and their relationships, reminiscent of certain series on television in recent years."

This contemporary chick lit contains romantic comedy, adult language and situations, and is not intended for readers under the age of 18.
  Hart's Heart
Hart's Heart
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  Erotic romance author Michelle Hoppe takes you on a journey to a hidden world in her historical BDSM romance Hart's Heart. Discover what happens in a world where men control all things, but a lady's passion triumphs over all!

Like King Arthur before him, loyal and brave knights protect Lord Hart, his subjects, and the castle. This hidden world is steeped in mystery, old ways are honored, and men control all things.

A community of lords and ladies, masters and slaves, existing in complete separation and secrecy; where Sir Anthony Hart rules with the might of his sword and the honor of his word. When Lady Elizabeth Cowen suddenly discovers a passion for first knight, Thomas Wolfe, life at Castle Hart changes forever.

Emilie of NovelSpot Romance Reviews had this to say about Hart's Heart "...truly a unique book, exploring an alternative existence...filled with erotica with a touch of BD/SM ...a number of surprises will keep you guessing about what is going to happen next. No one will be able to predict the ending."

This erotic historical romance contains BDSM, D/s elements and is not intended for readers under the age of 18.
  Hues of Dark and Light
Hues of Dark and Light
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  Exquisite poetry, written with fire and passion. The poems found in this book come from the heart and contain the love, laughter, anguish, and tears experienced by someone who loves deeply, lives life on full throttle, and gives her heart, mind, and soul to every aspect of life. Author Michelle Hoppe presents an illustrated edition of poetry and photography that will touch your heart.

Author note: To enjoy this illustrated edition, this book is best viewed in single page, portrait on your reading device.
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